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That's right! Le Mops, a fawn pug puppy arrived at the Ricky-Kristie household. Chewie (the OG Pug) invites you all to take a look around and follow the puppy updates. See Chewie's blog for his puppy blues.

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Let mee tell you about mah week so far. First, mah MaMa starve me. I was soooo hungry. Den she let mah Chewie eat behind the jailgate. I could see him, but i could no git da food! I was sooo hungry. Den in da morning, the Ricky woke me up reel early and made me go fer a walk. Afta da walk he put me in da vroom and we go see Dr. Wallen. Everyting was okay until someone in blue came at me wit a big sharp spike. Win I woke up, mah boys hurt reeel bad-I tink dey are missing! I was in a cage and no one would pay attention to me. I was hungry and lonely and in da pain! They even took mah hair! on both legs! Just look at dis:

finally afta like a million days [MaMa note: He was at the vet less than 8 hours] I saw mah MaMa and da ricky agin. Ima not so sure I like dem anymore afta dey took me to be mutilated like dis. Did I tell you I have a big cut with thread in it? I want ta lick it but I canno reech down there. Dr. Wallen came out to say goodbye and I try to tell her I wanna go home with her, so Mah Mama can’t take me nowhere else, but she left me. Win we got home, the Ricky gave me dis MonkeyBunny!

Hello MonkeyBunny, you do no replace mah missing body parts! Where did dey go anyway? Da bunny didno make up for da fact I got starved sum more! Finally, today I was given food. I musta lost like 10 pounds. I do look skinny and starved, don’t I? Mah MaMah also fed me dis brown ting dat made me feel kinda woozy and tired. I tink she is trying to knock me out so she can steeel mah kidney next. pray fer me!

Posted by Le Mops on 03/06
Le Mops • Permalink

Are you sure it isnt Chewie trying to knock you out so he can suck out your brains?

Posted by Caroline on 03/07

I have never seen my boy bits since that trip to the vets, I miss them, we were so attached.

Simba x

Posted by simba on 03/07

nobody it’s going to steal your kidney...wait a minute maybe Frankenstein wants a dog too.

Posted by Girasol on 03/07

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