Mah MaMa tink she reel funny. First she put dis bell on me!

Den she try ta take mah monkee!


I dunno tink she’s funny at all! 

I dunno wat mah MaMa is talking about. I tink she was dreamin all that bad stuff up. Or maybee it was Chewie and I jus got blamed. Jus cuz he’s old dunt meen he can’t be da naughty one! I was just mindin mah own business!

Today, mah MaMA did did tink she calls cleenin. I call it annoying! She put all mah toys in da box, wich ment I had ta go in and git dem all out again. Wat a waste of mah time. I culd be lookin at all mah great DWB frenz cards or eatin or eatin chewie’s face or sleepin or playin wit mah monkees. All dis cleanin mess up mah whole day! I better remind MaMa ta put mah blankie back on da bed, so I can git sum sleep tonight!

For mah 6 month birthday, MaMa gots me dis giant red monkee (and a dingo). I love mah monkee. Den Chewie discovered it and he sez he can chew on it cuz i steel his monkees and I ate his dingo. I dunno wat hes talkin aboot. I meen dis is mah monkee!!!!!

Give me mah monkee!

Oh and I dunno wat dat dang lizard is doin on mah blog. I’ll make sure dat don happen agin! I ask MaMa to erase it butt she say no.

I’ve been takin care of the Ricky whose doin better. He wint back to da werk. And we been gittin ready fer Howloween. Chewie is sooo mad. He says he went 10 years without bein dressed up like no girlie dog, and las year MaMa made him dress up. Dis year too, just look. I’m excited doe. We’re gonna dress up as a whole family. I’ll put up sum pichures win dey come to me. In da mean time, Ive bin practicin bein evil fer Howloween by eatin dis kittie. Have a spookie weekend. By da way, its fryday and I didn git no fry. We no even visit god in da car. I dunno why MaMa keeps callin it Fryday win dere is no fry.

My mouf been hurtin me a biit lately and MaMa sez dat I’m teeething. It feels betta ta chew on mah squeaks. MaMa make sure I have dis mouse and mah chicken all da time. I chew and chew. One of mah shark teeth fell out, so now I have a gap. MaMa sed all mah shark teeth will come out soon and den Chewie will let me chew on him. I sweer she sed dat! I have vampyre teeth too. I hope dose don’t fall out, cuz Chewie sez I need dem to eat meet. I dunno wat meet is, but I had a choco drop today! Chewie stole mos of it. He sed Mah teeth don need no sweets. Hes such a good brudder.

After I ate mah choco drop, a big loud sqeek happen. Its scured me. MaMa chase me around da house and made me go outside. The sqeek was comin from behind da door, so I tried to tell her dat we need not go outside, but she made me. Den she took me down a dark hallway wit flashes. It was scury. We finally gots outside and da sqeek was so loud. Chewie sed it was a haunted house and we should go back in, but MaMa sed no! Insted, we walk to some good smelly place where MaMa sat at a table. Chewie sat on da floor and I sat on da lap. We meet lotsa nice peeple who brought MaMa sum real smelly, yello bsgehtti. I dun like it. I do likes da brown water in da tall glass. mmmmmm. Win we gots home, da sqeek was no more. MaMa gave me a cookie.

Ima tired now, so good nite *snort*