Da pigs are mine. Why won’t the toy stay in da box and let me play wit mah pigs and mah monkees?


Perhaps if i sit on da box, the toy will stay in it!

i donno remember him bein so small….

The Gramma has returned da monkeybone, but mah MaMa sez de camera is ded. I tink she’s lazee! Here is a pic of me waitin fer monkeybone…

Dis was received from mah gramma today. Mah monkeybone is da blew one in da middle. Gramma is holding it fer ransom! WHat do I do?

And if mah toy is da blue one, whose toys are those udder ones? She must be steeling from everyone! Is one yours??

I do no tink dis is funny! Do no worry monkeybone, I am sending CSI fer you!

For the last few days, mah MaMa couldn’t upload photos! But we’re back and i still have mah chicken!

We receently celebrated Krissmas. This is our spread. I gots sum sausage and lotsa cheese!

Den I watch the Ricky and MaMa open presents. There was nuttin I could eat!

Den I got sum wrapping paper. I played wit it a bunch.

Chewie said I had to open it ta find da reel treat!

It was a Dingo!

I also gots dis Penguin!

Den we wint ta bed so Santa could come. I wait up as long as I could, but I fell asleep. Win I woke up, there were presents in mah stocking!

Santa wrapped dis one reel good. I had ta throw it around a bit.

Den i found dis fox. I have so many toys!

Afta we finish opening all da presents, we wint ta the dog park. I met dis sausage lookin dog!

We play bite face until the wind come and blow dust everywhere. All da dogs wint home afta dat. The Ricky took us on a long drive in da vroom. I gots bored and wint ta sleep.

Mah MaMa tink she reel funny. First she put dis bell on me!

Den she try ta take mah monkee!


I dunno tink she’s funny at all!

I dunno wat mah MaMa is talking about. I tink she was dreamin all that bad stuff up. Or maybee it was Chewie and I jus got blamed. Jus cuz he’s old dunt meen he can’t be da naughty one! I was just mindin mah own business!

Today, mah MaMA did did tink she calls cleenin. I call it annoying! She put all mah toys in da box, wich ment I had ta go in and git dem all out again. Wat a waste of mah time. I culd be lookin at all mah great DWB frenz cards or eatin or eatin chewie’s face or sleepin or playin wit mah monkees. All dis cleanin mess up mah whole day! I better remind MaMa ta put mah blankie back on da bed, so I can git sum sleep tonight!