We wint to a pug partee this weekend. Everyone was real busy palaying with mah toy, so I gots some time to sniff some new pugs. A course, mah mama only took pictures if I stood next to the lil toy….i donno think mam mama loves me no more.

Mah brudder Rocco is not an alien! I’m just sayin.

After da meetups, we wint to talk ta god! Mah toy didno what it was, so she missed out on da fries. I swear I heard mah mama order me a cheeseburger, but then she sed onions and threw it away. I think she ate it when the RIcky daddy wasno lookin.

After we talk to god, we wait for the angels to give us food!

At home, I told the Ricky daddy all about the meetups and god. He sed he was there and asked if I was okay. He’s a silly Ricky daddy!

My mouf been hurtin me a biit lately and MaMa sez dat I’m teeething. It feels betta ta chew on mah squeaks. MaMa make sure I have dis mouse and mah chicken all da time. I chew and chew. One of mah shark teeth fell out, so now I have a gap. MaMa sed all mah shark teeth will come out soon and den Chewie will let me chew on him. I sweer she sed dat! I have vampyre teeth too. I hope dose don’t fall out, cuz Chewie sez I need dem to eat meet. I dunno wat meet is, but I had a choco drop today! Chewie stole mos of it. He sed Mah teeth don need no sweets. Hes such a good brudder.

After I ate mah choco drop, a big loud sqeek happen. Its scured me. MaMa chase me around da house and made me go outside. The sqeek was comin from behind da door, so I tried to tell her dat we need not go outside, but she made me. Den she took me down a dark hallway wit flashes. It was scury. We finally gots outside and da sqeek was so loud. Chewie sed it was a haunted house and we should go back in, but MaMa sed no! Insted, we walk to some good smelly place where MaMa sat at a table. Chewie sat on da floor and I sat on da lap. We meet lotsa nice peeple who brought MaMa sum real smelly, yello bsgehtti. I dun like it. I do likes da brown water in da tall glass. mmmmmm. Win we gots home, da sqeek was no more. MaMa gave me a cookie.

Ima tired now, so good nite *snort*