My mouf been hurtin me a biit lately and MaMa sez dat I’m teeething. It feels betta ta chew on mah squeaks. MaMa make sure I have dis mouse and mah chicken all da time. I chew and chew. One of mah shark teeth fell out, so now I have a gap. MaMa sed all mah shark teeth will come out soon and den Chewie will let me chew on him. I sweer she sed dat! I have vampyre teeth too. I hope dose don’t fall out, cuz Chewie sez I need dem to eat meet. I dunno wat meet is, but I had a choco drop today! Chewie stole mos of it. He sed Mah teeth don need no sweets. Hes such a good brudder.

After I ate mah choco drop, a big loud sqeek happen. Its scured me. MaMa chase me around da house and made me go outside. The sqeek was comin from behind da door, so I tried to tell her dat we need not go outside, but she made me. Den she took me down a dark hallway wit flashes. It was scury. We finally gots outside and da sqeek was so loud. Chewie sed it was a haunted house and we should go back in, but MaMa sed no! Insted, we walk to some good smelly place where MaMa sat at a table. Chewie sat on da floor and I sat on da lap. We meet lotsa nice peeple who brought MaMa sum real smelly, yello bsgehtti. I dun like it. I do likes da brown water in da tall glass. mmmmmm. Win we gots home, da sqeek was no more. MaMa gave me a cookie.

Ima tired now, so good nite *snort*