With mah laptop still broken do to lazee mama, i no git to post oftin anymore. I am terriblee sick tho. I ate someting yesserday and kept going pukey all day and night! Mah MaMa sed she take me to vet if I do no stop! Da last time I wint to vet, she stuck sumpting in mah lil behind, so i stop going pukey now!!! Chewie gits lotsa emails about pukey pugs. He always sez if its lasts more den a day or you tink da pug ate sumpting den you should go to the vet! MaMa sed since I drank water and ate food this morning, I can stay home today! I tink I feel pukey because she no feed me enuff! Just a lil bit in da morning and a lil bit at night! Fat Chewie eats all day!

I shoudl say that photo isn’t of me. It’s of Mah uncle! MaMa wouldn’t take any new photos of me except on dat stupid iphone, so I’m on protest!

We celebrate all holeeday weekend. We even went to promanade at da promenade! So far, I gots two braids, but mah Chewie took one, sum carrot treats I dunno like, sum ruffles and dis blue suit. I tink I look quite smart in mah birfday suit.

This is mah Chewie bein jellus of mah new suit!

Dis is a birfday flower dey plant fer me in da nature!!!

I hope I gits a partee soon!

Let mee tell you about mah week so far. First, mah MaMa starve me. I was soooo hungry. Den she let mah Chewie eat behind the jailgate. I could see him, but i could no git da food! I was sooo hungry. Den in da morning, the Ricky woke me up reel early and made me go fer a walk. Afta da walk he put me in da vroom and we go see Dr. Wallen. Everyting was okay until someone in blue came at me wit a big sharp spike. Win I woke up, mah boys hurt reeel bad-I tink dey are missing! I was in a cage and no one would pay attention to me. I was hungry and lonely and in da pain! They even took mah hair! on both legs! Just look at dis:

finally afta like a million days [MaMa note: He was at the vet less than 8 hours] I saw mah MaMa and da ricky agin. Ima not so sure I like dem anymore afta dey took me to be mutilated like dis. Did I tell you I have a big cut with thread in it? I want ta lick it but I canno reech down there. Dr. Wallen came out to say goodbye and I try to tell her I wanna go home with her, so Mah Mama can’t take me nowhere else, but she left me. Win we got home, the Ricky gave me dis MonkeyBunny!

Hello MonkeyBunny, you do no replace mah missing body parts! Where did dey go anyway? Da bunny didno make up for da fact I got starved sum more! Finally, today I was given food. I musta lost like 10 pounds. I do look skinny and starved, don’t I? Mah MaMah also fed me dis brown ting dat made me feel kinda woozy and tired. I tink she is trying to knock me out so she can steeel mah kidney next. pray fer me!

and I’m reedy to go! Mah MaMa is goin to San Francisco and I’m gonna sneek in her suitcase. Mah Chewie sez we goin to the doggie hotel dis time, but Ima planning something different. See Ima a go getter, while mah Chewie is lazy!

Mah MaMa has been a lil fluey and Mah Sea-attle family came ta visit, so win the Ricky gots home wit da laptop, I didno post. Ima sorry! I did git lotsa spam last night as a Valentine’s Day present. Mah blog has arrived finally--win I git da spam!! It should all be gone now! I hope you all like mah cute Valentine’s Day pic. Ima got mah MaMa some chocolate, wich mah Chewie has given up fer lint (cuz he’s a fattie)! Maybe she’ll share wit me. I hope you all have a valentine!