Le Mops: Pork 'n' Beans for da Soul

Yesterday, mah Chewie disappeared. I waited in his chair fer him….

I ate all his food…see his plastic bowl that i canno eat out of. I have a stupid small bowl.

Then i found this…..this lil bed dat dono belong to me or mah chewie. Dat big bed is chewie. I slept in da big bed, but its too big. I slept in da small bed, but its too small…where is mah bed?

something strange is going on! Mah Chewie came home and i tink he was on drugs…...he seems okay today.

Turns out mah mama didno even leave the Ricky home. I was all alone fer weeks!! Mah Mama came home lookin even more like me.

I have heard more talk about dis Pansy…Something about Pansy Pants de Lola Pug….A pink bed also turned up in mah room. I do no like pink!!!!

Where oh where are you going mama?are ya leaving the ricky?

I hear mah mama talk about a pansy coming ta live wit us. I duuno tink she will fit on dis pillow, I’ma just sayin’

Mah mama takes the worstedt pictures of me. We hike and she only show mah butt!

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Help me from the bad tv.

I am being mah fat chewie.

I heard mah mama talkin about cabo. I tink I need to tan before we leave.