Le Mops: Pork 'n' Beans for da Soul

Today is pug fest. This is mah xcited face.

Always better to hide hi!

The toy never leaves me alone. She just follows me everywhere.

You can now reed about mah toy pug Lola on her own blog. as you can seee she stole it from me. you can also visit one site and read all our blogs! Ballard Pugs takes all our blogs and puts em in one place!

an lookie how cute i am

I put her in da toybox win I was done playing with her, but she just gets out. And now she is on mah chewie’s chair.  Perhaps her batteries will run out soon.

I has secretly suspected the creature of killing mah chewie so she could sleep inn his bed…Now dat mah chewie is home safe, i suppose i can look at her with different eyes. I will still be keep track of her misdeeds, after all I didno do those things!!!!! But perhaps she can stay and clean mah ears fer me! And i can once again call her mah toy!

Wit mah Chewie gone, I have been keeping track of da creature. Perhaps, i can git rid if her before mah Chewie comes home. Ima sure he would agree wit me.

Knock me down: 7
Molesting me: 4 (see picture)
Pee on mah mama’s Bed: 2
Pee on Chewie’s bed: 2
Pee on carpet: 150 (maybe ima guessing)
Bite mah mama’s ears: 3
Ate earring: 1
Chew on mah Chewie’s toys: 7
Unplugged lamp: 1
Hid rockband guitar: 2
Destroyed Credit Card: 1
Supected Eating of Own Poopie: 2
Caught Eating Her Poopie by mah Mama: 2
Eating old poopie in yard: 2

I tink I solved da mystery. Mah mama and the ricky broght home dis lil creature. Mah Chewie sez itsa lil alien like me, but despite what mah Chewie sez, Ima pug and dis does not look like me.

It smells like a girl.

She’s reel fast!

She likes cheese.

She’s super strong.

She sleeps outside….well, i wish she did, so I wouldn’t have to share mah bed.

Mah MaMa calls her pansy and lola and puppy and girl and sweetie, but i call her a mah lil toy. I dunno no about her being a pug tho!