Le Mops: Pork 'n' Beans for da Soul

Yeserday, Mama wint ta werk. I dunno wat dat meens but she wint ina da other room witout Chewie n me. Den Mama came back and den she took us in da room. She put me on da pillow so I can see wat she do, but i dunno wat it wuz. All I no is i herd MaMa tell the Ricky dat I mite need ta go in mah apartment if I dun behave. So I wuz real good. At least I dink I wuz…

Mos of da time, I had ta sit outside da gate. Chewie sez dat is win he gits his sleep and tol me ta sleep tooo. The Ricky still came home ta eat peeple food. I didin git none. Den MaMa wint back ta werk. Sumtime she come out and bother me wile I sleeep. I tell her I dun wanna wee but she go outside and sey potty a bunch anyway. I herd MaMa git happy cuz I no wat Lay Down meen. I jus sed DUH!! Why wuldnt I no wat Lay Down meen *schurf* Win MaMa stop werkin, she come out n play wit me. I gots lotsa sleeep so I was reel cra-Z.

My ant Maggie May tinks dat I stole her toy, but I dunno wat stole meens. MaMa jus give me tings. Sumtimes, she sez I canna play wit Chewie’s toys cuz he gits tooo sad, but I still do wit sum of dem. Chewie sez I have ta practice mah spelling; he’s toooo busy ta help me now dat MaMa’s at werk. He has to keeep da chair warm and watch da door and protect da house. So I’ll try too git bette r fer him. Maybee watchin MaMa werk will make me better toooo. He sez he’ll help me find out wat’s in da white bowl in da forbidden room. He sez, its water like JB sez, but he’ll figggure out how toooo let me see, cuz i’m tooo small. He sez I’m da only one who goes in chips aroun hhere, no wood fer him. I wanna sey dat i miss mah brudders and sistas, but chewie is a good brudder tooo!

Mah weekend haas been berry layd bak. i did a hole lotsa nuthin. and mama and the ricky left me in my apartment four a little while and came bak wiht a bunch of cool new things for me to play wit. i gots an even bigger squirrl than the one i hasd before. also i gots this cool new purple doggienew just like my brudder Chewie….but i can actually carry mines around. mama tooks thhis good piccture of me so u can see. my favurite thingy that i got doh is a big rope. i plays tug a war wit everyone now. dats been my weekend. new toys and sleepy times.

De only time I eva get any privacee is win mah MaMa goes in da forbidden room. Unless Ima in mah apartment, wichh is diffrent. Well today win MaMa wint ina forbidden room, I wint toooo. I bin scared of da room, but I don’t no why. It was mostly emty. In da room, MaMa stuck a blue stick in her mouth n gnawed on it. *schnurf*  I dunno wat she was doin, but its look fun si i bit her knee ta let me play. Shhe didin. I went in da forbidden room lata wit the Ricky n saw him use da chips. His chips are ina wite bowl. I might wanna use dose lata. Maybe now dat I bin in da room, MaMa will stop followin me aroun so muchh. Like I sez, i git noo privacee.

Don’t be fooled by this face. The lil alien appears cute at a distance but when approached, he attacks.

Le Mops also wakes up really early every mornin. Ima just sleepin in bed with mah Mama and the Ricky when Le Mops starts his screamin. *snort* I likes ta sleep in normly and all this early stuff has been wearin me down. Then there is this bitin mah private bits. I only got part of em left and I dont wanna lose that. Just be warned that this cute face comes wit sharp teeth and and lotsa energy. Hee can only be trusted when sleeping and even then ya should keep one eye open.

Chewie inventit a news game where he gits on da chair and I try to git him.I donno dat i like it so much.

Dis is how wes blog wit MaMa. Sumties it’s jus me and chewie, but wen MaMa helps wez git more photos. Today, i gotts put ina mah apartment fer a while. Dis is new cuz mostly mah apartment is open ta me comin and going excep at night. Chewie sez I have a curfew cause i wee in da house. When I gots out today tho, I saw MaMa didn’t have da black ting nymore. I gots excited and bit her arm. She wasnt so happy, but she sez she’ll help me blog more now. If i dun bite her.

I dunno if possin inbarrassing photos of me sleeping is helpping. She sez I gotta cause itsa cute.

Today I also gots a blankie and sum toys from one of mah grammas. i told Chewie he could have one of mah monkees since I gots so many new toys, but den I started chewin on it and decited we shuld share. Mah MaMa made me write a thank you note wich but den i gots mah first email back. i like gittin email. Chewie gits like a jillion a day. I gots one!

Well, I here da door makin noise. The Ricky always makes da door make noise win he gets home. If i climb up mah stairway to MaMa an over her pillows, I can see the Ricky daddy right win he comes in. *snort*

Der is cheese in dis. I smell it. I gots a little bit of it, so I know it’s der. I jus cant git to it. Chewie sez he won’t help me [Chewie Note: This is tha most peace I’ve gotten in a week. Da Alien is cra-Z!!!!] If you r reedin dis, pleeze come help me git da cheese.

I’m famous ahlready…Chewie sez dat i need ta git mah face out der more ta help promote da pug life. I’m tryin… Wit MaMa still havin da hurt, I spent da day runnin around da house. I was too tired ta wee in mahh box so i went right on da piloow. MaMa wasn’t happy and she made da pillow go away. I couldn’t git on da couch and i was sad. but den wen she saw me poopie outside she was happy agin. I have ta remember not ta wee on da pillow. aldo wen da pillow came back it smet real good. Chewie sed he was tired and wuddent play at all today.

The Ricky gave me a bath. I’m not gonna post any enbarrassin photos of dat tho. After mah bath the Ricky sed I was de softest pug in da whole world!!! I felt so good after mah bath I ran all over and almost fotgot ta write. Chewie sed i smell like a girl now. I’m gonna have ta roll in mah chips tonight wen no one is lookin. Right now i gota ta go sleep on mama’s neck. It’s ben a hard day.

me and mah brudder chewie have been adventuring todays. in the morning i gets to gow out fer a walk wit the ricky holding me de hole way. i wanted down but he wouldnt let me. chewie da stud got an entire group of big people to stop and pet him. And as we passed by a door that smelled delicious a human came running out just to say hi to me! da humans around here shure arr friendly. it was so hawt outside i drank water out of the noisy big bowl but the water tasted lots better dan in my bowl. i tink im gunna drink der from now on. oh and mama has gone crazy! i went outside an did a poopie in the wood chips like ah had back at da farm and mama started dancing around. i wondur if mama’s gunna dance everytime i poopie now. the little chips remind me of my fur mama Posie…she had her eye closed da las time i saw her. i tink Chewie wouldnt mind if i take one of his to give to ma fur mama. chewie is da niceyest. time to take another nap wit da chewie!