Le Mops: Pork 'n' Beans for da Soul

The Ricky and me eat brekfast together. I like it.

Las night, I took a trip to da Naughty Dog pound. The Ricky Daddy werks dere. Me and MaMa wen to watch dem drink da Martinis. I didin gits nothin.

Dey mades da Jak. I gots ta meet him. The Ricky sez dey are workin ona Uncharted now. I dunno wats dat meen, but I saw sum jungle.

Dis is Judd. Hes mah new friend. I mets sum other humans too.

Dese are mah frenz tooo. I dunno remember dere names, but dey are all Naughty Dogs too. I heard dere waz a dog name Pogo, but I didin meet her at all. Still we party all night and I gits very pooped.

Today we win to a place wit lotsa dogs. MaMa sez we are gonna have a party dere fer me. I canno wait. Den we went to another party at de 3 Dogs Bakery. I gots mah photo taken and ate lotsa stuff. In da car on de ride home I coufed up sum chunky stuff all over MaMa, buts I got a moose and a rawhide braid. I hope we donna go to more parties tonight, ima so tired.

Dis is da hoove. Chewie took it from me. MaMa tries ta give me otter hoove but dis is DA HOOVE. We fites over it win MaMa and The Ricky ain’t lookin.

Win MaMa don wanna me botter her. she put up da jail. I look in ana watchh her werk.

WIn she come out. i look cute. Or I go wee in mah chips outside. Den she put me on da couch or let me go in ta werk.

I likes ta werk wit mahh MaMa. She sez Ima gittin tooo big, but i tink shhe Cra-Z. I can sit on da pillo 4-ever, i tink. I’m 3 months old now! 14 weeks on Sundae. We are celebbratin, i jus gotta tell the Ricky.

MaMa and the Ricky sez dat Ima lil fatty now. I gots da bsghetti Pasta and cheeze, plus I discurved a bowl in da kitchen wit food. It smells like chewie, but today I put mah head all de way in and dere was food!!!! Now MaMa sez I git less of mah food, but wat do I wan dat borin ol stuff for??? See how good I am win I eat, not like cra-Z Chewie.

Cense MaMa gots da couf couf, we had ta wait ta blog. On Fry-Day, we wints fer a car ride at nite. I sat on MaMa’s lap and Chewie sat in da back on a big pillow. We went sumwhere you can talk to god (Dat’s wat chewie called it) and she gave us dese things called Frys. I didn’t rilly eat dem cuz dey were fer Chewie, but he sez I can have sum win I git big. I, of curse, sez dat I am big…I min, jus look at mah pichures.

De next day, MaMa woke up rilly mad. I was kinda scured and stayed real quite. She was going couf couf and cryin ta the Ricky. He gots her some red stuff ta spray in her mouth and den she win back ta sleep goin couf couf. The Ricky and I went and played werk. I like win the Ricky plays wer cuz dere are purrty dings to look at. Lata, I win in mah apartment wile MaMa and the Ricky win sumwhere called Cirk…Chewie didn go in da apartment doe. Win MaMa come home she go couf couf and sleep on couch fer like a million days. I tried ta play wit Chewie but he only wan ta be wit MaMa. I gots him ta play on MaMa a couple time tho.

Chewie sez I gotta take care of MaMa more, so I did. We red sum books together, but she read faster den me.

Mosly I just play wit mah toys. I gots lots of toys. And I win wee outside a lot so I could git treats. The Ricky fergets ta give me treats sumtimes, so I had ta go lots. Today I did da same, sum playin wit da toys and sum wee wile MaMa goes the couf couf. I did a poopie on chewie’s blanket, but he got mad an tol MaMa on me. I thout he’d like it. I’m lirnin!

Chewie isa cra-Z….MaMa gots da couf couf so we be restin, but dis is mah brudder eatin the Pasta.

Yesserday I gots a shower ta prepare fer mah car ride. Chewie sez if I didn role aroun in mah poopie, I woudn’t git so many baths. Chewie gits ta take showers wit MaMa, but the Ricky cleens me like a dirty dog bowl in da sink. It’s not soooo bad. I feeel reel soft afterwards, but I role aroun in mah chips so I dun smell like a gurl.

Dis mornin, I gots shuved in mah carriar again ta go to git a shot, so I didn evin git to ride in da car like Chewie. Ima almost too big fer da carriar, buts MaMa sez I needed ta be init cuz dere wuld be lotsa dogs at the vet and itsa small waitin room. Thru da pouch, I saw a big ol german dog and a giant rottie. Chewie came tooo but he didn git no shots. He wuz prolly scured. MaMa wuldn’t let me out ta play wit nyone doe. Den I gots stuck wit a needle. Pluto and Peony gots stuck yesserday, so I had ta be strong fer dem. Win I gots home, I wuz a lil tired so I wint potty in mah chips and fell asleep. Chewie came ta lay wit me so I wuldnt feel sore from mah shots.

Mama n the Ricky tinks its funnee ta take pichures of me doin nuttin and sleepin. I tink dey need ta put da camera away! But den when i gots ta go to Three Dog Bakery in mah carrier, no one took ny photos. Everyone loves me dere. I even gots sum cake, wich MaMa took pictures of me eatin at home….but Ima gonna pos dese nuttin photos insted cuz I wan you ta see how cra-Z dey are! I rilly wan ta go on a walk wit Chewie, but MaMa sez dere are tooo much dog feeties in da grass n on da sidewalk. I dunno wat she meens, i jus tink itsa unfair dat Chewie walks n I git carried. Dun you dink i shuld go fer a walk??? Tomorrow i gits ta go fer a car ride! Yay! *schnurfle*