Le Mops: Pork 'n' Beans for da Soul

MaMa sez dat since I keeep weeing on mah pillow, I donna gits ta lay on it no more. Now, I see it win I go ins da werk room. I cans only go in dere wit MaMa or The Ricky afta I go wee. Dis otter pillow shows up tho. It donna feel as good, butt itsa still cushy. MaMA sez itsa wee-proof. Chewie sez he donna know but he dinks its nots as good as da velvet pillows but itsa ok.

Outsides, I also gots dis pillow. Its Chewie’s PIKACHU but he let me lay onnit sumtimes.

I been goin on da walk now. Ima gonna ask the Ricky to take sum photos since MaMa fergets.

Dis is chewie’s bare. He doesn’t no I have it, so I play dead win he looks at me. Shhhh. Don tell him.

The Ricky gaave me a bath n de wata wuz too cold. MaMa came n fix it.

After da bath, MaMa lets me eat The Ricky. I gots his hair good.

Win he gots mad, I jus looks cute. Den evertin is okay *schurf*

I jus finished poopie all over DA HOUSE. see the Ricky wins ta werk agin today and MaMa waz ignoring me, so I follow her into the office and poopie, then i run and poopie in da big room and den by de bed. Poopie!!! Mama wasn’t mad cause she sez I gots hair in mah boot. I waz bein bad tho…..I never git wat I wan. I mins, today everyone win bye bye, evin chewie. Win dey came home, all I gots was this new monkey sqeek. Wats I rilly wans is a treet or sum of dat cheeze.

Ima not a Pig!!! Ans I take down anyone who sez I am….MaMa take this stupit ting off me…*snort*

yeah, looks at hoow cutes I am.

Yesserday I dids a while lots….

My MaMa tooks me fer a walk on a leesh. We wint downs da hall, in a big metal crate, and through abigs room. Den she carry me wile Chewie wee. Den I gots ta walk on da leesh back in da metal crate and in da hall. I likes da walks. WIn I gots back in, I eats mah braid on mah MaMa.

Den, the Ricky Daddy came home and I eats mah rope on The Ricky.

Den I saw de Chewie tale. It sooo fun ta chew on da tale. MaMa sez Ima de Tazmanian Devils.

Afta dat I was way pooped, so I tooks me a lil nappy. *schurf*

After i gots all rested up. I saw Chewie and wint over ta see him. I was bein real nice, not doin a ting. Not chewin on his ear or hittin him or nuttin.

But he attacks me. He go Grrrawwww. He so grumpy…

Okays, maybe I was hittin him jus a lil.

He sooo old dat all I gots ta do is walk away and he fergets hes bein mean. Sumtimes he yawns rite win hes attackin me. MaMa sez hes not old and I gotsa be nicer, but Ima a big bad boy!!!!! *snort*

But wins Ima nice ta Chewie, he lets me sleep wit him so maybe I wont call him old ta his face….maybe.

Before i came ta live wit mah MaMa and da Ricky, I had lotsa brudders and sistahs. Pluto and Peony stayed wit Gramma Caroline. I miss dem all!!!! Dis photo is just a few of mah family. Mah cuzin Zoe is in da photo tooo.