Le Mops: Pork 'n' Beans for da Soul

Today, Chewie taut me how ta be lazy. He sez we have big nite ahead of us, so we needs ta stay in da bed as long as we can. He sez dat once MaMa leeves da bed, we can spread out and sleep more. Dat’s how it goes. So I stayed in bed for long time dis morning. chewie gots up win the Ricky made his coffee, so I wint ta git sum too. *schnurf* Ima feelin kinda tired now.

Jus in case you forgots abot mah brudder Chewie. He’s da one in da back! I was tryin ta sleeep, but MaMa kep flashin photos in mah face.

Dis is mah new toy box. Its so I can sleepy on mah toys easy. MaMa puts de toys in and I make dem comfortable.

I also gots dis new chew to match it. the Ricky sez its fer Howl-o-Ween.

I dunno who the skins are, but mah mama sez Ima fan!!!! I jus found di ol toy in Chewie’s box. He don play wit it at all, so I took it. Now MaMa is takin pichures sez Ima a fan. Chewie sez he has an ol shirt, so Ima jus lucky MaMa don no where it is. MaMa sez I havta type GO REDSKINS!!!!!

Deese nice mans came wit a new chew toy. It’s so comfy and I can bites it. MaMa and the Ricky say its a couch and I gots ta chew on sumptin else, but I likes dis new toy. *snort*

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Ima actually sittin up in dis photo just a lil bit. I didn feeel like sleepin, but MaMa tooks da picture nyway. I jus want everyone ta see how big I am. Ima big pug *snort*

Dis is da Big Crate dat takes pugs outside fer a walk. I likes walks excep Chewie walks tooo sloow fer me.

Mah Aunt Maggie came ta visit. She sez shes mah cuzin, but she ain’t. She’s mah MaMa’s fur-sista. She wuz super mean ta me anyhow. SHe go grrrr grrr grrrr and donna do no playin. I play wit her anyway, cuz I tink she funny lookin. I aint seen no pug likes her before! She brought up her pets which are mah Gramma and Granpa. Dey were fun ta chew on!!!

Dat’s Mah Aunt Maggie and mah Gramma. The Ricky held me so I culd lick her witout Maggie going grrrr grrr.

Dat’s me eatin mah Granpa. He smelt like frys but i don fine any ta eat.

Dat’s Chewie n Maggie sittin with Gramma. Maggie don do grrr grrr ta Chewie. I guess mah gramma and granpa were nice. Dey left wit Mah Mamma, the Ricky, Chewie and Maggie fer awhile. Dey all smelt like food win dey gots back, but I gots left at da home!!! Dey didn even bring me no cheeze or a toys. But dey did play wit me and let me bite dem.