Le Mops: Pork 'n' Beans for da Soul

MaMa sez dat since I keeep weeing on mah pillow, I donna gits ta lay on it no more. Now, I see it win I go ins da werk room. I cans only go in dere wit MaMa or The Ricky afta I go wee. Dis otter pillow shows up tho. It donna feel as good, butt itsa still cushy. MaMA sez itsa wee-proof. Chewie sez he donna know but he dinks its nots as good as da velvet pillows but itsa ok.

Outsides, I also gots dis pillow. Its Chewie’s PIKACHU but he let me lay onnit sumtimes.

I been goin on da walk now. Ima gonna ask the Ricky to take sum photos since MaMa fergets.

Dis is chewie’s bare. He doesn’t no I have it, so I play dead win he looks at me. Shhhh. Don tell him.

The Ricky gaave me a bath n de wata wuz too cold. MaMa came n fix it.

After da bath, MaMa lets me eat The Ricky. I gots his hair good.

Win he gots mad, I jus looks cute. Den evertin is okay *schurf*

I jus finished poopie all over DA HOUSE. see the Ricky wins ta werk agin today and MaMa waz ignoring me, so I follow her into the office and poopie, then i run and poopie in da big room and den by de bed. Poopie!!! Mama wasn’t mad cause she sez I gots hair in mah boot. I waz bein bad tho.....I never git wat I wan. I mins, today everyone win bye bye, evin chewie. Win dey came home, all I gots was this new monkey sqeek. Wats I rilly wans is a treet or sum of dat cheeze.

Ima not a Pig!!! Ans I take down anyone who sez I am....MaMa take this stupit ting off me...*snort*