Le Mops: Pork 'n' Beans for da Soul

I’m famous ahlready...Chewie sez dat i need ta git mah face out der more ta help promote da pug life. I’m tryin… Wit MaMa still havin da hurt, I spent da day runnin around da house. I was too tired ta wee in mahh box so i went right on da piloow. MaMa wasn’t happy and she made da pillow go away. I couldn’t git on da couch and i was sad. but den wen she saw me poopie outside she was happy agin. I have ta remember not ta wee on da pillow. aldo wen da pillow came back it smet real good. Chewie sed he was tired and wuddent play at all today.

The Ricky gave me a bath. I’m not gonna post any enbarrassin photos of dat tho. After mah bath the Ricky sed I was de softest pug in da whole world!!! I felt so good after mah bath I ran all over and almost fotgot ta write. Chewie sed i smell like a girl now. I’m gonna have ta roll in mah chips tonight wen no one is lookin. Right now i gota ta go sleep on mama’s neck. It’s ben a hard day.

me and mah brudder chewie have been adventuring todays. in the morning i gets to gow out fer a walk wit the ricky holding me de hole way. i wanted down but he wouldnt let me. chewie da stud got an entire group of big people to stop and pet him. And as we passed by a door that smelled delicious a human came running out just to say hi to me! da humans around here shure arr friendly. it was so hawt outside i drank water out of the noisy big bowl but the water tasted lots better dan in my bowl. i tink im gunna drink der from now on. oh and mama has gone crazy! i went outside an did a poopie in the wood chips like ah had back at da farm and mama started dancing around. i wondur if mama’s gunna dance everytime i poopie now. the little chips remind me of my fur mama Posie...she had her eye closed da las time i saw her. i tink Chewie wouldnt mind if i take one of his to give to ma fur mama. chewie is da niceyest. time to take another nap wit da chewie!

Evry day around five accordin ta chewie the man in brown comes and brings boxes ta chew on. Chewie let me have dese fer mahself.

Mah new MaMa and the Ricky sat me down ands tell me that I wasn’y dognapped and no one was comming ta SAVE ME. Chewie sez dey red mah/; story. Dey asked me if I wanta stay an live wit dem. I thinks it over long and hard.

Dis is the Ricky. He’s mah new daddy. The Ricky isn’t around dat much and he does everything MaMA sez. He’s get up everytimes i wake up at nihjt to wee me and pet me. I wake up extra just so he pet me more. He likes ta yell at the tv and clean up wee.

Dis is MaMa. She has sumptin called surgery, but she let me crawl all ova her. Shhe spoils me and Chewie rotten. Chewie is da old pug in da house. He teach me to type and helps me wit stuff. He lets me steal pig hoofs right outta his mouth. But he don’t like it win I crawl all over him.

Afters we had da talk, the Ricky went into the room that makes noise and MaMa went ta sleep. I sniffed around mah koala and made a decision. I crawled up mah path on to dA high couch. Chewie calls it da stairway to mama.

I went to MaMa and laid down wit her. I sez, I luv mah brudders and sistahs and my family in Seattle, but I kinda like it here too. If you promise ta keep lovin me, i think i love you too. and thhe ricky and chewie too. I relly like mah new family so far. I can’t wait to// adventure more.

Chewie teach me type…

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mama helps me