Le Mops: Pork 'n' Beans for da Soul

Cense MaMa gots da couf couf, we had ta wait ta blog. On Fry-Day, we wints fer a car ride at nite. I sat on MaMa’s lap and Chewie sat in da back on a big pillow. We went sumwhere you can talk to god (Dat’s wat chewie called it) and she gave us dese things called Frys. I didn’t rilly eat dem cuz dey were fer Chewie, but he sez I can have sum win I git big. I, of curse, sez dat I am big...I min, jus look at mah pichures.

De next day, MaMa woke up rilly mad. I was kinda scured and stayed real quite. She was going couf couf and cryin ta the Ricky. He gots her some red stuff ta spray in her mouth and den she win back ta sleep goin couf couf. The Ricky and I went and played werk. I like win the Ricky plays wer cuz dere are purrty dings to look at. Lata, I win in mah apartment wile MaMa and the Ricky win sumwhere called Cirk...Chewie didn go in da apartment doe. Win MaMa come home she go couf couf and sleep on couch fer like a million days. I tried ta play wit Chewie but he only wan ta be wit MaMa. I gots him ta play on MaMa a couple time tho.

Chewie sez I gotta take care of MaMa more, so I did. We red sum books together, but she read faster den me.

Mosly I just play wit mah toys. I gots lots of toys. And I win wee outside a lot so I could git treats. The Ricky fergets ta give me treats sumtimes, so I had ta go lots. Today I did da same, sum playin wit da toys and sum wee wile MaMa goes the couf couf. I did a poopie on chewie’s blanket, but he got mad an tol MaMa on me. I thout he’d like it. I’m lirnin!

Chewie isa cra-Z....MaMa gots da couf couf so we be restin, but dis is mah brudder eatin the Pasta.

Yesserday I gots a shower ta prepare fer mah car ride. Chewie sez if I didn role aroun in mah poopie, I woudn’t git so many baths. Chewie gits ta take showers wit MaMa, but the Ricky cleens me like a dirty dog bowl in da sink. It’s not soooo bad. I feeel reel soft afterwards, but I role aroun in mah chips so I dun smell like a gurl.

Dis mornin, I gots shuved in mah carriar again ta go to git a shot, so I didn evin git to ride in da car like Chewie. Ima almost too big fer da carriar, buts MaMa sez I needed ta be init cuz dere wuld be lotsa dogs at the vet and itsa small waitin room. Thru da pouch, I saw a big ol german dog and a giant rottie. Chewie came tooo but he didn git no shots. He wuz prolly scured. MaMa wuldn’t let me out ta play wit nyone doe. Den I gots stuck wit a needle. Pluto and Peony gots stuck yesserday, so I had ta be strong fer dem. Win I gots home, I wuz a lil tired so I wint potty in mah chips and fell asleep. Chewie came ta lay wit me so I wuldnt feel sore from mah shots.

Mama n the Ricky tinks its funnee ta take pichures of me doin nuttin and sleepin. I tink dey need ta put da camera away! But den when i gots ta go to Three Dog Bakery in mah carrier, no one took ny photos. Everyone loves me dere. I even gots sum cake, wich MaMa took pictures of me eatin at home....but Ima gonna pos dese nuttin photos insted cuz I wan you ta see how cra-Z dey are! I rilly wan ta go on a walk wit Chewie, but MaMa sez dere are tooo much dog feeties in da grass n on da sidewalk. I dunno wat she meens, i jus tink itsa unfair dat Chewie walks n I git carried. Dun you dink i shuld go fer a walk??? Tomorrow i gits ta go fer a car ride! Yay! *schnurfle*

Yeserday, Mama wint ta werk. I dunno wat dat meens but she wint ina da other room witout Chewie n me. Den Mama came back and den she took us in da room. She put me on da pillow so I can see wat she do, but i dunno wat it wuz. All I no is i herd MaMa tell the Ricky dat I mite need ta go in mah apartment if I dun behave. So I wuz real good. At least I dink I wuz…

Mos of da time, I had ta sit outside da gate. Chewie sez dat is win he gits his sleep and tol me ta sleep tooo. The Ricky still came home ta eat peeple food. I didin git none. Den MaMa wint back ta werk. Sumtime she come out and bother me wile I sleeep. I tell her I dun wanna wee but she go outside and sey potty a bunch anyway. I herd MaMa git happy cuz I no wat Lay Down meen. I jus sed DUH!! Why wuldnt I no wat Lay Down meen *schurf* Win MaMa stop werkin, she come out n play wit me. I gots lotsa sleeep so I was reel cra-Z.

My ant Maggie May tinks dat I stole her toy, but I dunno wat stole meens. MaMa jus give me tings. Sumtimes, she sez I canna play wit Chewie’s toys cuz he gits tooo sad, but I still do wit sum of dem. Chewie sez I have ta practice mah spelling; he’s toooo busy ta help me now dat MaMa’s at werk. He has to keeep da chair warm and watch da door and protect da house. So I’ll try too git bette r fer him. Maybee watchin MaMa werk will make me better toooo. He sez he’ll help me find out wat’s in da white bowl in da forbidden room. He sez, its water like JB sez, but he’ll figggure out how toooo let me see, cuz i’m tooo small. He sez I’m da only one who goes in chips aroun hhere, no wood fer him. I wanna sey dat i miss mah brudders and sistas, but chewie is a good brudder tooo!