Le Mops: Pork 'n' Beans for da Soul

Itsa hollyday, so we try to be lazy! MaMa sez if Ima good we’ll go to da Bakery! So Ima showin her Ima good!

Aloha! I spint a whole week in da Dog Hotel. Chewie did no tell me dat it wuz so fun! I met lotsa of new peeple and dogs. We play and play and play. Den dey walk me and let me eat. Chewie don like it so much win i play wit da udder dogs, but he come overe and play too. I try to tell him dat I play wit him too, but he likes ta play wit only me! Da only problem i see is dat I did no have mah laptop so I couldna blog or send any pee-mail! Dey rilly need to add sum compys fer da dogs ta use!

Afta sum days and nights, i gots a bath. It was no like da baths the Ricky give me, but it was okay. I hope the Ricky give me a bath soon! Den MaMa come and git me and Chewie. Chewie wuz so excited, he wuz packed up all early and wanted ta go home da whole time, but me I wants ta stay longer.

Win we gots home, MaMa give us our Aloha presents. I gots a toy and chewie gots a purtty necklace. I tink he look kina girly, but he sez it’s fer Man dogs! I like mah new toy. Tank you MaMa n the Ricky Daddy! Nex time, can i go wit you?

So mush has happined dat I dunno whhere ta start. First, MaMa broke all da Howloween photos, so there are none good ones of me excep dis one. I’m in dat stupit pig outfit but MaMa put sum shiny star on me and gave me a gun. Chewie is in his prisoner outfit and so is The Ricky Daddy. MaMa is a Deputy. We gots all dressed up and win ta sum dog partee, but no udder dogs were in costume and so MaMa took me home and we play insted.

Den the Ricky Daddy took me ta my day care enterview. I tell dem I blog all da time n Chewie bin helpin me wit mah spellin. Dat guy no care. He jus go arrrrrryousocutearrrrcute over n over. Aftas de long enterview, the Ricky left me. Sum man puts me in a cage wit lotsa dogs and I ran aroun an sniffed dere butts. Dey had all kinds of good smellins. Afta a lil bit The Ricky come an git me and leave me wit MaMa. I go GRRRR and try to make her and Chewie play like all de udder dogs, but she say calm down.

Den Fryday come and go and dere no fry agin. I dunno wat goin on. One day, MaMa turn on sum tv and dere animal all over. I gots ta watch fer a longtime. Den I got sleepy. The Ricky make me where did silly shirt on sunday.

I dunno know wat a dolphin is, but da shirt taste good.

To make up fer all de yellin at da TV, MaMa gave me sum fry. It was no FryDay, but I gots da fry anyway. Chewie got cheesepuffs, but I gots lots of fry. I tink maybe Fryday gots moved.

Dat was da weeks. MaMa and the Ricky sez dey are car shoppin. MaMa been workin a lot. and Chewie been packin his bag. He sez we goin ta da dog hotel. I dunno wat ta pack. I never stay in a dog hotel. I hope its fun!!!

I’ve been takin care of the Ricky whose doin better. He wint back to da werk. And we been gittin ready fer Howloween. Chewie is sooo mad. He says he went 10 years without bein dressed up like no girlie dog, and las year MaMa made him dress up. Dis year too, just look. I’m excited doe. We’re gonna dress up as a whole family. I’ll put up sum pichures win dey come to me. In da mean time, Ive bin practicin bein evil fer Howloween by eatin dis kittie. Have a spookie weekend. By da way, its fryday and I didn git no fry. We no even visit god in da car. I dunno why MaMa keeps callin it Fryday win dere is no fry.

I no dat I’ve been gone fer a while, but its been a reel busy week. First I got licensed. I would show you a picture, but MaMa didn take any. But Now Ima licensed. I’m not so sure i wanna be, cause jus a couple days later, the Ricky Daddy gots in a car accident. He has his license so he goes out alone. Another car ran a light and hit his car and he go in a noisy bus to see the vet. MaMa win and pick him up and he been so boring now. He dona wanna play or walk me and he don evin let me lick him face. Sumptin about his neck hurtin. And he take da laptop so I canna do anywork. So now I wanna MaMa to take mah license back so I don gotta go out by mahself! I’ll let Chewie be the brave one! he walks so slow anyway, nuttin will happen ta him. MaMa sez I have ta say that the Ricky is fine, but the car is not. Right now, we watchin da fires on tv. Dey are just down the road in Malibu, but we are safe!

I’ll be back soon, I promise!!!